Apple Announces iBalls, The Unlimited Retina Display [Humor]

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Scoopertino is one of the favorite site’s for fake news, now humorously reports on Apple’s latest product called “iBalls” which using the Retina Display. That said, Apple to take it to a higher level with its iBalls technology, has created superior eyes. Once installed, iBalls allow you to choose between five different modes of vision: normal, microscope, telescope, wide-angle and sepia.

From the said site:

Even better, iBalls allow you to take 8-megapixel still photos with one eye, 3D photos using two eyes, and upload a 24/7* video record of your life to iCloud in glorious 1080p.

Even if you never use the technology built into iBalls, you’ll feel better about yourself. iBalls let you choose from a palette of five colors, so you can finally get rid of the boring peepers you were born with. You can even mix and match to create your own unique look.

iBalls are installed by a higher level of Genius Bar employee — the iGenius — who is Apple-trained to ensure a smooth upgrade. Reservations are available online for the 20-minute procedure.

The above said Apple’s iBalls have an initial cost of $999 each and requires a $59/month subscription. Both of the natural eyes must be removed prior to installation. You can start with just a single iBall, if you have limited funds, then by using the optional iPatch which costs $49 to cover the vacant socket.

Think: If Apple could replace our eyeballs with a retina display, it would be called what? and no doubt about Apple is an amazing company when it comes to marketing its products. The two new Siri TV ads are a perfect example of how the company can show the human

Apple will provide iBraille training at no additional cost, if they lose all default functionality on their iBalls subscription, including basic vision though.